
It’s Our Party And We’ll River Dance If We Want To!
Dear Friends, Lurkers, and Stalkers alike (especially you Stalkers), July 31st is the night where we Heelians gather together as pustules of excitement to commemorate five years of “sloth-paced” industriousness. With releases, yes, but more importantly, with many thanks to…

Midsprings’ Night Dream
A vivid dream, like an unshakable leech, clings to the forefront of my thoughts, and like the bulging, black, blood-sucking creature that it is cannot be removed without taking a part of me with it. In it, a young woman…
Signs You Are In a Complicated Relationship
When he’s jealous of you and your…father?

Great Things Come in Small Packages
…And that package looks like the above. (Yes, I know, it’s filthy…) (And, no, I haven’t taken a bath for it yet…) GUH-GOO-GAH!!! /sputters like a madwoman. I do not want to be the neighborhood “cat lady”. You know, that…
Mimi VS Evil Future Sister-in-Law VS Mimi Mama VS Mimi Papa…?
I miss my dad. With the recent fiasco between me and my brother’s fiancee, who said she could not personally come to give me an invitation to her wedding because, according to my mom, her foot hurts. Oh, wait, no,…